Bite Me!

Description

Bite Me! for Breakfast, Brunch & Lunch is a new, fun and decidedly unique establishment that has sprung up in Prince George.
We specialize in breakfast, brunch & lunch. Located on Nicholson Street, our mantra is "Attitude with a side of food," and we won't disappoint! Confused? Good! We have a set of simple rules that you need to follow, and they don't include 'play nice': #1 If you can't take sarcasm, humour, good old fashion ribbing or teasing...get out! #2 We might slip & use explicit language, parental discretion is advised, we have earmuffs if you are that delicate. #3 We serve you your first cup of coffee/tea...want more, get up & get it. #4 Water? yeah...get your own too. #5 Roaming small children will be put up for auction, keep them close & no, we don't want yours, we have enough of our own. #6 Picky eaters...NO FOOD SUBSTITUTION period! Our food is good the way it is, don't like it? Pick it off! #7 If you are counting calories or have strict dietary restrictions, you are not in the right place. #8 It's really not complicated....really. #9 Don't be offended or insulted, you have been given fair warning, you knew we would do this, so don't complain. #9 For those of you who can't count...all of our prices have tax already in & have been rounded out, that way you can tip your wait staff good for the abuse you got! #10 If you don't finish your plate of food...a donation will be collected for our favourite local charity; Spirit of the North Healthcare Foundation...it's all about our kids. We specialize in Breakfast, Brunch and Lunch (I mean, come on, it's in our name!) and although you may not get that phony 'nice' service you would get at other places, we make up for it with our food! Huge portions, amazing taste! We don't kid around about food here! Bite Me! for Breakfast, Brunch & Lunch is a locally owned and operated small business, and as such, we are dedicated to working with the community to improve it, at the very least so people will stop complaining about that crap to us. Being local also means that our customers are like family, and like family, we are entitled to dish out the sarcasm, and we expect it in return! Unlike family, you have to pay with cash, not with the inner scars we generally leave on our loved ones. Come on in and get your sass on today!